Thick Thighs Save Lives. The Thick Thighs T-shirt will make you the envy of every Becky that wishes her booty was like yours. What can we say, African-American women have them real thighs with a booty that matches! This is yet another way to flash your black girl magic in their faces, so do it! You’re guaranteed to have at least one person ask you where you got this T-shirt. Step your sass game up! Go get your hair did, do your make up, put on the shortest shorts...you know which ones. Add a badass pair of heels and make us proud.